A guy walks into a kitchen showroom.
Salesman: “What can I help you find?”
Guy: “Cabinets for my dishes.”
Salesman: “Cabinets? What is this, 2023? Let me introduce you to the revolutionary concept of Cabinet 2.0 – also known as a second dishwasher.”
Guy: “But where will I store my dishes?”
Salesman: “Store them? My friend, you’re still thinking in cabinet mentality. You simply migrate dishes from one dishwasher to the other. It’s like a never-ending dish migration pattern. Nature is beautiful.”
Guy: “So I’m buying a second dishwasher… to avoid using cabinets?”
Salesman: “Exactly! Why store dishes in a cabinet like a caveman when you can store them in a $1,000 machine? It’s not hoarding if it’s efficient!”
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[Editor’s note: If your significant other agrees to this setup, please let us know. We have a bridge to sell you.]