Leg Day, Weird Haircut, and Ketchup

If I Could Text My Future Self


Hey 2035 Me,
If you’re still skipping leg day and ghosting emotions,

we’re gonna need a team talk.

Also… did we ever learn to play violin?
Stay strong. Stay weird.
—Me

“Man Myth of the Month”

Myth: “Men peak in their 30s.”

Debunked: Most men hit emotional intelligence, deeper friendships, and sexual maturity after 40.

Bonus: Nobody peaked with that haircut anyway.

‍“What Would Stoic Dad Say?”

Q: “I’m 43, not single anymore, and my fridge still has ketchup, beer, and anxiety. Advice?”

A: “Restock. Reboot. Real men prep meals too. Ketchup is not a sauce for sadness.”