The philosophy test: Ever left a beer unfinished? If you answered “no,” you’re either lying or my kind of honest. But for those rare moments when life interrupts your beverage…

What It Is “the philosophy test”:

A set of colorful can lids with straws that supposedly keep your drink fresh and fizzy. Think of it as a time machine for your beer, except without the cool science fiction parts.

The Philosophy Test Pitch:

• Keeps bugs out (because apparently that’s a frequent beer emergency)
• Prevents spills (for when you’re feeling particularly uncoordinated)
• Comes with silicone straws (beer through a straw – discuss amongst yourselves)
• Four different colors (in case you’re running a one-person beer flight)

Real Talk:

Is this necessary? Probably not. Will it save your beer from going flat? Maybe slightly. But there’s something oddly satisfying about treating your craft beer like a juice box.

Perfect for:

• The guy who takes two hours to finish one beer
• The optimist who thinks they’ll save half for later
• Anyone who’s ever wished their IPA came with a sippy cup

Amazon link (not an ad).

Remember: Life’s too short for flat beer, but sometimes it’s also too short to finish one. Your call, brother.